Wednesday, March 26, 2014

Hey, I'm Talking to You. Not Writing at You.


Voice. Literally, sound produced in the larynx and expressed through the mouth. More abstractly, the way of expressing an idea in words

Either way, auditory or written, voice is unique per person. Just imagine: your mom yells up the stairs, “Honey, come down for dinner!” versus your romantic partner says, “Honey, dinner is ready.” These mean essentially the same thing (i.e.: you’re about to stuff your face) but they have two totally different connotations. The former likely precedes an unwanted inquisition re: who you’re dating, what your grades are, how much money you’re making, etc. Whereas the latter likely precedes getting happily wine drunk and some cuddling on the couch.

Obviously, voice is easy to distinguish when you physically hear the words from a person’s mouth. How can you distinguish written voice, though?  This is a bit harder, but any good author will use a strategic pattern of word choice, phrasing, sentence structure, and even punctuation to make us readers feel as if we can hear the person talking to us.

For example, consider Jen Glantz, author of the blog titled, “The Things I Learned From.” Whenever I’m scrolling through different blogs, I can always tell when I’ve come across something from her before I even look at the byline. How? A few tip-offs:

(1) She adopts a familiar tone with the reader, as if you’ve been pals for years. Sometimes she does this by asking rhetorical questions, such as, “that sounds crazy, doesn’t it?” and “but what happened?” like in her humorous post, “Why Dating Exit Interviews Should Exist,” in which she narrates a failed first date. Other times, such as in her tirade, “Dating is Extinct,” she uses the second person pronoun:

“You had to get off the couch….”
“You actually had to turn off the TV….”
“[You had to] change out of your stained Scooby-Doo Christmas fleece pajamas….”

By openly criticizing the reader for being lazy, she assumes an air of familiarity.

(2) She makes frequent references to contemporary social media. 

When she’s trying to justify why a guy didn’t call her back she says, “maybe he’s an alien and secretly lives on Mars….” which references John Gray’s book.

Another way she tries to cope with her rejection is by saying, “I’m not ready to kick my Tinder addiction….” in reference to a hookup app launched by USC last fall. She mentions it again when she says, “now we just swipe left, left, left. Click next, next, next…” 

By incorporating well-known social media, she demonstrates to her college-age readers that she’s just like them. She’s not some granny who doesn’t “get” this generation.

(3) She uses repetition of the plural first person pronoun, which not only makes her writing sound more like talking, but also promotes a sense of inclusion. When she discusses rejection, she says:

“Well, then we tell ourselves it’s okay. We tell ourselves not to get too attached….We mourn just a little bit. We tell our roommate that we’re done with this whole dating thing….We don’t count our losses. We say ‘next time.’”

(4) She establishes a down-to-earth quality by making fun of herself. Not only does she admit to brainstorming her blog in the shower, she says failed dates make her dig a spoon into some Ben & Jerry’s ice cream. This is how she lets her audience know she’s not some pretentious, aloof dating psychologist. She’s a single young woman struggling with the same game.

(5) Her quirky use of imagery. Very few people can get away with saying things like, “When I went in for a kiss, she turned her head and for two seconds, my tongue got real intimate with her cochlea.” But after reading a lot of Jen’s blog, it’s the pictures like these which have made her sense of humor distinct in my mind. Hence why I’ve chosen to include it as characteristic of her writing style.

Voice ought to always complement the content, not contrast with it. Otherwise, readers will move on. And, when the topic is something as personal as dating, voice is especially important. With the five strategies discussed, in conjunction with several unmentioned others, Jen establishes herself as a trustworthy, approachable source of information.

I could go on and on, but I’m at the word limit. My point is this: it is entirely possible to have a strong voice through written word. If the author is skillful, he/she can write in a voice so distinct it becomes immediately obvious to the reader whose name is in the byline without having to check. It is these authors who have human “voices” in the heads of their readers.

Now about that dinner….

Thursday, March 13, 2014

Hooking Up Smart


Sorry, all. This is gonna be week #2 without an anecdote. I know you really look forward to those, or at least that’s what I tell myself. Instead, I’d like to introduce you to a really neat blog called “Hooking Up Smart.”

The blog is about coed relationships. Susan Walsh, the author, says she blogs to help people figure out what she calls the “hostile terrain of the contemporary SMP (sexual marketplace).” And she’s certainly popular. Many of her posts have 200-300 comments EACH. Impressive, considering she’s written over 800 posts since November 2008, with an average of 13-14 posts per month.

Walsh earned her MBA in 1983, and has worked with companies and non-profit organizations as a strategy consultant ever since. With her blog, she uses similar problem-solving approaches to help young people struggling with contemporary relationships. She offers some unique insight by virtue of the times she grew up in, which were the 1970s (hint: this was just after the sexual revolution). 

What initially got me clicking on her page was this graph:

It’s from an article about gender inequalities in the sexual market. Not unsurprisingly, the female curve peaks much earlier in life compared to the male curve. Already a riveting topic by itself, Walsh adds her own creative spin by adopting an academic tone. Instead of bombarding her readers with a bunch of sexual market value (SMV) stats, which could mostly be deduced with common sense, she makes a case to dispute the fact that the male curve encompasses a greater area than the female one, implying that males have an overall higher SMV.

She writes a formal prediction: “It is my hypothesis that the distribution curves are indeed asymmetrical, with women peaking earlier and higher, while male SMV is a lower, broader curve. However, the mean value of SMV over time should be the same for both sexes.” She then goes on to cite famous biologists like Charles Darwin and Donald Symons, which makes her analysis a bit more respectable. But she’s not overly science-y, either.

I trust that by now you know how to read (or have some weird love for staring at nonsensical characters on your computer screen), so here’s the link if you care to know the outcome of her argument.

As an added bonus, her blog is extremely relevant to this one. Her frequent tags include: “Hooking Up Realities,” “Relationship Strategies,” “Personal Development,” “Politics and Feminism”….In fact, she links to an article which I read while researching my recent paper about the long-term effects of hooking up. Methinks I should’ve written about Susan Walsh as my blogger soul mate instead of the eccentric Michelle Stevens but they say hindsight is 20/20 so….

Not only are Walsh’s posts entertaining, but they also have substance. She clearly does her homework before publishing anything. For example, in her post Slut, Prude or Tease. Is There Another Option?, she draws heavily from posts written by USC freshman Arianna Allen and an article written by NYU student Sarah Jacobsson. By including direct quotes from young people’s writing, she can appeal to a younger audience despite having grown up in the 70s herself. Obviously, her target audience is young people since they are in the thick of hooking up and dating, but she attracts some older readers as well with posts such as How to Meet Guys After College.

It’s Walsh’s versatility which makes her blog an excellent source for what I’m trying to do: discuss an awkward topic in a serious manner. Walsh’s articles are not dirty and embarrassing to read, unlike the kind which normally pop up when you Google search the words “hookup culture.” It’s kind of funny, but I didn’t notice before—I’ve actually already consulted her once before in my post, “Will You Still Love Me Without my Mascara?” Walsh authored Vulnerability: Love's Secret Ingredient.

My site will differ from Walsh’s, though, because my point of view is different. For me, this lifestyle isn’t retrospective. I’m still in college, in the very heart of the hookup culture. Walsh is married. Her posts are much more researched than mine, too, whereas I like to draw from personal experience instead. Which I will get back into the habit of doing, I promise!

Anyway, check it out. I think it’ll be worth your time.

Friday, March 7, 2014

She's Gotten a Lot of Mileage, but the Ride is Still Smooth


Ordinarily I like to introduce my weekly posts with a cute little anecdote in the hopes it’ll make you interested enough to continue reading, but today we’re going to mix it up a bit and play a game. There’s only one round, and before you finishing scrolling to the end I’d like you to guess what the following seven objects have in common.

DISCLAIMER: I do not own these pictures, nor do I claim to. All were obtained for a onetime-use, academic purpose only (ie: my blog style writing class). The seventh image is sexually suggestive, so if your computer screen is currently easily viewable by others, continue at your own discretion.

1. A set of plastic ware, complete with utensils, plates, cups, napkins, and condiment containers. Great for parties.


2. Tissues. Great for nose-wiping (though not nearly as effective as nose-picking), clogging toilets, removing makeup, and getting over a heart-wrenching breakup.

3. A camera. Because a picture is worth 1,000 words. Even duck-faced selfies.

4. Fast Flats. Perfect for avoiding blisters.


5. Bandages. The panacea for owies and boo boos. The best ones have cartoons on them.

6. Medical gloves. Used by surgeons, biology lab students, and hair dye lovers alike.

7. A used car ad by Aston Martin.

Confused? Figured it out? Think this activity is stupid?

These seven OBJECTS are DISPOSABLE. Manufactured to be thrown away. Meant for single-use only. Valueless afterward.

I logged on with the intent of writing something about gender role reversal, because I just so happen to have a story about that, plus it’s pertinent to my other posts. But then I checked Facebook and #7 was the FIRST THING IN MY NEWSFEED.

I’m going to save the hypersexualized culture discussion for another day. I do have to keep my posts relevant to a single topic, so instead let’s talk about the blasé attitude about casual sex this ad promotes.

The problem with casual sex, ladies, isn’t the act itself. For some, it’s fun. And, in college, hooking up is sometimes the most viable option.

The hook up culture becomes a problem when it endorses the idea that women are disposable. Which is exactly what  #7 portrays—and keep in mind it’s a CAR ADVERTISEMENT.

A woman’s virginity is her own business. She is not a single-use item. And men who sleep with non-virgins aren’t performing some grand act of kindness. They’re not recycling for a greener Earth.

A woman is not like #1, dirty after a party. She’s not like #2, identical to the 79 others in the box and on every kid’s school supply list. She’s not like #3, something bought in a hotel gift shop because you forgot your good one at home. She’s not like #4, a $10 backup from Wal Mart. She’s not like #5, a quick fix and best removed with one, fast yank. She’s not like #6, one size fits all.

There shouldn’t even be a question as to whether a woman is “worth” more her first time or hundredth. She is a person with inherent dignity, meant to be cherished and loved. She is due respect.

And don’t try to spin it that this ad is indicative of sexual liberation. Because what it’s implying is that women, like cars, aren’t really supposed to be reused but they can be. I bet Aston Martin sells great used cars. Oh wait, I’m sorry, I believe the phrase is PREOWNED cars. Case in point.

Until advertisements like this include nearly naked men in them, too, then hooking up will be nothing more than revamped age-old sexual double standards. If modern-day casual sex was truly representative of a more egalitarian practice (as opposed to traditional dating, in which the man has control over the date and the woman has control over what happens afterward), we wouldn’t have car ads commentating on the value (or lack thereof) of a woman’s virginity.

End of rant. I vote that next week we go back to the cute anecdotes, because games make me mad.






*After further research, I discovered that the Aston Martin ad was a hoax, but my points are still valid. Below is a real ad by BMW.